August 2011
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“The first argument raised by opponents of the Act is that the Commerce Clause,...”
– Debating HCR’s Constitutionality - The Dish | By Andrew Sullivan - The Daily Beast (via moorewr)
Not to mention that by merely refusing to engage in inter or intra state commerce you are affecting both.
May 2011
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Facebook - Deleted
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March 2011
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DIY CD Lamp (Eco friendly, if you give a hoot)... →
This seems pretty neat, not sure if I have the patience to do it or not though.
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WatchI wonder if they drank all that beer themselves…
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Application for a Night Out, Boys/Girls
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February 2011
23 posts
Word Choice
Today, my forensics professor called the piece of furniture he used to hold his notes a podium. I promptly corrected him, saying a podium holds a person up, whereas a lectern holds a person’s notes or book.
He wasn’t happy. I’m still getting an A.
Grammatical Funny
Knock knock
Who’s there?
To.
To Who?
To Whom.
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield...
Evil Plan Devisor →
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Web 2.0 RC1: If you can correctly pronounce every... →
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Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So…
fmylife:
Today, I came downstairs disappointed thinking that my parents had forgotten my birthday. Turns out they didn’t forget, they just couldn’t be bothered to do anything for it. FML
January 2010
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i think i know this girl...
fmylife:
Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
November 2009
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mylifeisaverage:
Today, I saw a hobo with a sign that said “I just like holding cardboard.” I’m glad there’s at least one hobo out there who does what he loves for a living. MLIA
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mylifeisaverage:
Today, I woke up to find a spoon glued to my bedroom wall. I live alone and i’m still confused. MLIA
