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A neat little website that lets you plan out your most evil endeavors.
Here’s Mine!
Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: widespread misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, frightened by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate the internet. This will all be done from a floating Fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about a 1984 Police State. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
